Today is Henry’s FORTY-FIFTH birthday! GOOD FUCKING LORD. We’re attempting to have a cook-out for him later today at my mom’s (or, if the rain refuses to cease, a cook-IN. OMG the sun came out as I typed that!) but other than that, I didn’t get him SHIT for his birthday. I would have made him something awesome, but since he made me GET A JOB, I don’t have time for that romantic homemade bullshit anymore.
So, in his honor, I’m posting the pictures from the calendar I made out of pure unadulterated love back in 2007. I don’t have a copy of the calendar in front of me, but there were awesome Henry-tastic holidays strewn throughout, like “Give Your Boss a Reach-Around Day.” Maybe one of the three people who own a copy can help me out here!
(We all endearingly called him Hoover back in the LiveJournal days, because he sucks the fun out of everything. So now you know.)
12 Months of Hoover
(I don’t know what I was thinking with this font choice.)
(Henry smiled a lot more back then, it seems.)
(My personal fave.)
(May is a good time for a romantic picnic with Hot Naybor Chris!)
(June is Gay Pride Month!)
(Henry is a good griller! You should hire him for all your COOKOUTS.)
(So, this was his old boss Ted who may or may not have found out that I created a faux love story between him and Henry in my fake Henry LiveJournal.)
(No wait! Maybe this one is my favorite because Henry looks so bitchin’.)
(Henry’s wearing his fruity Playstation headset in the witch picture. He went through a long phase where those were ALWAYS on his head. Fucking Socom.)
(OMG all of Henry’s favorite people!)
I taught myself Photoshop just so I could make this calendar for him. It was even a prize at my baby shower! (Kara won it for giving me the best present ever – a baby-sized Cure t-shirt!)
Happy birthday, Henry. We’ll all watch porn in your honor.