Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 16:58 Jesus christ my kid has no fear. I anticipate lots of heart-clutching in my future. #
- 21:19 Absolutely dying for a good game of kickball. #
- 00:27 Apparently I should give up on trying to be friends with ppl my age and aim for the teens. #
- 07:12 Blues Clues is too advanced for me at 7am. #
- 07:14 Or ANY time, really. #
- 07:57 TURN AROUND DONT DROWN. #
- 12:06 I’m going to start saying “holy moly” a whole lot more. #
- 13:15 If I was an european authority, I’d look the other way. #
- 15:48 You know I’m lonely as fuck when I’m BEGGING henry to speed up the Blake-moving-in process. Shit I just want some company. #
- 17:21 I put on some hardcore in the car and Chooch cheered. Henry said “he has the same anger as you, what do u expect?” #
- 23:48 I really need to join a club. Preferrably one that offers porn and screamo shows. And spaghetti dinners. #
- 23:59 I feel like an orphan. A goddamn 29-year-old fucking orphan. YOU KNOW THAT? AN ORPHAN. #
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