Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 14:13 I know that "so long" means goodbye (&some weeners), but WHY does it mean that? I can’t stop stressing about this. #
- 17:03 Eleanore’s brandishing the scissors early tonight. Perfect way to start the shift. #
- 17:48 Never enough cheese. #
- 18:22 I’m about to come to blows with a 60 year old crossdresser #
- 09:44 I’m so happy to be sick for the 4th time this year. #
- 10:07 Chooch is standing naked at the front door. Won’t be so funny when he’s 40 and still doing it. #
- 08:14 Best part of being sick: that lovely ball of phlegm stuck to my uvula. Like swallowing past a tumor. #
- 09:47 Clearly my sickness is a manifestation of Chiodos withdrawal. #
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