May 212008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 17:30 Oh Twitter, its going to be a long, tense night. At least Tina brought Sour Patch Kids. #
  • 17:40 Tina was talking about having pink eye on top of all her flesh diseases. #
  • 17:42 Forgot to put rings on my right hand & I just KNOW tonite will be the nite I need to punch a bitch. #
  • 18:44 I think tina is listening to the Spice Girls. #
  • 22:32 POPPYCOCK. Poppycock on the block. I’m telling your God. #
  • 22:54 Could really go for some Chuckles right now, hold the green. #
  • 08:49 Never fucked up oatmeal so badly before. It should flee to the battered oatmeal shelter. #
  • 08:52 Chooch is never going to learn what oatmeal is considering it tastes different every time I make it. #
  • 09:22 Somehow the violation made this the best bowl of oatmeal ever. But I feel like a rapist now. #

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  5 Responses to “tweets for you and me”

  1. oatmeal and poppycock FTW!!!!!!!

    chooch should be thankful you even attempt it for him…

  2. I don’t think I’ve told you this yet, but I get text-message updates whenever you tweet – you’re the only person whose tweets I actually care about – and you make me happy, like, all day. So there.

    • First of all: <3. Thank you, that's really sweet!

      But it's funny, because I have my days (like all the days) where I tweet so much that I think, "I hope no one actually gets these on their phones because that must be annoying for them."

      Twitter: showing us who our REAL friends are since 200wheneverthefuck.

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