In other Henry news, I liked him for a minute yesterday. LET ME BACK UP…
My Father’s Day gift to him was giving him some peace and quiet while Chooch and I went to see The Conjuring 2 with Corey, which ended up being a BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY, you guys. The Warrens are relationship goals, for real.
I was thinking about them while I was on my break yesterday and it made me miss Henry. So I called him and of course he was all WHAT DO YOU WANT I’M WORKING (he had to go back to driving because of DRIVER DRAMA – typical at the Faygo Factory).
“God, I just wanted to tell you that I love you kind of!” I cried.
“…..why? Where do you want to go now?” he asked hesitantly, mentally preparing for how much my latest I NEED TO SEE THIS BAND road trip was going to cost him.
“Nowhere. I was just thinking about Ed and Lorraine Warren and it made me miss you,” I whined.
“….I don’t know what that means,” Henry said, sounding thoroughly confused.
NEVER MIND, HENRY. The moment’s passed.
I don’t always love Henry but when I do, it’s brief and inexplicable.